Phryne's Risque Warnings

A man in the kitchen is worth two in a dance-hall

Never assume that rain or snow or any weather condition will damp the ardour of a really determined swain

Safety lies only in tin knickers

Beyond a certain point, words cease to be a medium of discouragement. Blows can be taken as encouragement. Use guile.

Food is a young man's greatest aphrodisiac. It is an old man's greatest luxury.

It is acceptable to kiss and tell, more acceptable to kiss and not tell, but entirely improper to tell and not kiss.

Smile sweetly and carry a hatpin.

When pursued though a wood by a satyr, make sure that you are captured near the softest available moss

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